I wish I’d had this response ready when my (ex-)wife said that to me - (via Imgur)

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simplyshelbs03:

I’m so sick of everyone in my house eating my leftovers. So I have to resort to labeling my food. Lets see if it actually works. Ahah

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James, while John had had ‘had’, had had ‘had had’. Had had had had a better effect on the teacher.
an actual fucking legitimate sentence in the English language. (via belonely)
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dancemommamaniac:

I AM ACTUALLY IN TEARS CRYING FROM LAUGHTER I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A VIDEO IN MY LIFE OH MY 

(Source: littlesophialucia)

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Dory speaking whale - via Imgur

Dory speaking whale - via Imgur

  • Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
  • Me: 10
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